Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Jokes

I didn't have any great ideas jump out at me for "J" for the A to Z Challenge.  In It's A Crafty Life's Ten on Tuesday style, I'll share Ten of my favorite Cub Scout jokes from Baloo's Bugle. I know they are corny, but please don't throw anything at your computer!
  1. What vegetable should you NOT take on a boat? A Leek.
  2. Why don't eggs tell jokes?  They'd crack each other up.
  3. How do you make a banana shake? Jump out and yell "Boo!"
  4. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.
  5. Why was the vegetable band so popular? It had a good beet.
  6. What did the lettuce say to the celery?  Quit stalking me.
  7. What did Father Tomato say to his son while on a family walk? Ketchup.
  8. What is the favorite fruit of twins? Pears.
  9. What key do you use to open a banana? A monkey.
  10. What are strawberries when they are sad? A blueberry.
Do you have any good clean jokes to share?


Here's a few "J" bloggers from the challenge to check out:

3 comments:

Kim @ It's a Crafty Life said...

Ha, too cute! I'm totally using these with my fifth graders! Thanks for linking up!

Jim's Girl said...

Thanks for the plug! I can't wait to use those jokes on my little girl!

Raejean said...

Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy the cheesy jokes.

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