Jokes

I didn't have any great ideas jump out at me for "J" for the A to Z Challenge.  In It's A Crafty Life's Ten on Tuesday style, I'll share Ten of my favorite Cub Scout jokes from Baloo's Bugle. I know they are corny, but please don't throw anything at your computer!

1. What vegetable should you NOT take on a boat? A Leek.
2. Why don't eggs tell jokes?  They'd crack each other up.
3. How do you make a banana shake? Jump out and yell "Boo!"
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.
5. Why was the vegetable band so popular? It had a good beet.
6. What did the lettuce say to the celery?  Quit stalking me.
7. What did Father Tomato say to his son while on a family walk? Ketchup.
8. What is the favorite fruit of twins? Pears.
9. What key do you use to open a banana? A monkey.
10. What are strawberries when they are sad? A blueberry.

Do you have any good clean jokes to share?


Here's a few "J" bloggers from the challenge to check out:

• Jumping aground
• Jeffrey Beesler's World of the Scribe
• Justified Lunacy
• Jim's Girl Family History Blog
• Jeanmarie Anaya